lieutenant-booty:

self confidence level: kelso

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@9 minutes ago with 494369 notes
flyartproductions:

The Bitch with the Pearl Bling
Johannes Vermeer, Girl with a Pearl Earring (c. 1665) / Tom Ford, Jay-Z

flyartproductions:

The Bitch with the Pearl Bling

Johannes Vermeer, Girl with a Pearl Earring (c. 1665) / Tom Ford, Jay-Z

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@1 hour ago with 1762 notes
super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

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@2 hours ago with 44876 notes
awwww-cute:

"If anyone here has any objections to this couple getting married

awwww-cute:

"If anyone here has any objections to this couple getting married

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@2 hours ago with 1089 notes

saddeer:

fartpiss:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

this place is called Lucky Puppy and its in Maybee Michigan and you should all go look and like their facebook page because it will 100% cheer you up forever

my dog stayed here there are tvs in the dogs’ rooms

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@15 hours ago with 103606 notes
psyducked:

the royal council has assembled

psyducked:

the royal council has assembled

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@9 minutes ago with 169999 notes
#PIBBLES #pup 

handsomedogs:

Adoptable dogs from Oakland Animal Services in Oakland, CA. They’re all looking for their forever home in the San Francisco Bay Area.

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@2 hours ago with 2884 notes
#pup #adoptable pup! 

greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

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@2 hours ago with 142020 notes

ethiopienne:

dragonheartedrabbit:

Going on right now in Ferguson: Police are raiding a church that has been stocked with medical supplies, food, and tear gas recovery kits for community members engaging in protests. This cannot be allowed to continue.

Stand up, speak out. 

This is real life. (x)

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@14 hours ago with 53989 notes

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@15 hours ago with 147904 notes