fearandblame:

"My daughter says every boy in the world has a penis, even Santa. So sad that one day she’ll learn there’s no such thing as Santa’s penis."

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theladyeve:

Barbara Stanwyck Film Essentials

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AmyYou know, Adam likes to drive barefoot. And he’s from Santa Cruz, so he’s a lot less tightly wound, I think, than Ben is.
AdamBro, listen…If you’re wearing flip flops and you’re driving a car, it’s unsafe to keep the flip flops on, right?
Amy: No…(audience claps) Okay, okay. But why do you think it’s okay to drive barefoot?
Adam: How do you think people drove before there were shoes?

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@1 year ago with 9536 notes
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